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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 05:28

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Why is (n-1)(n+1)=n^2-1?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Yes sir it is.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Why is sin so sweet?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Why do companies cull employees during financial downturns without saying so?

Sure no problem officer.

HELLO

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

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After a few moments he returns.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

{RING} {RING}

Do narcissists love their children?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.